Happy 'Being Single' Quotes

Being single may not always be a bad thing. Break-ups hurt us all, but at some level, you might even be relieved for getting away from a manipulative or an abusive relationship. So I guess it is better to be single than to be with someone you don't even like! But if you lack social skills, then you need to know more about 'being single' quotes. So here are some being single quotes for all! These quotes on being single will truly empathize with the sad and laugh with the joyous, and get the optimism flowing.

Happy 'Being Single' Quotes

"You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. The single relationship that is truly central and crucial in a life is the relationship to the self. Of all the people you will know in a lifetime, you are the only one you will never lose."


"You can explore the universe looking for somebody who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and you will not find that person anywhere."


"I must learn to love the fool in me, the one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances, wins sometimes and loses often, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries."


"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. You are the guy who'll decide where to go."

"Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can still stand."


"Being single isn’t bad. What is bad is giving up hope on finding that someone special."


"Being single entitles you to not ask someone's opinion before you do something to mess up your own room, your credit report or even your life."


"When you're single, your pockets will jingle."


"About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them."


"Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to, but press the wrong button and you're disconnected. Guys are like buses. If you miss that one, another will be along soon."


"Being single is getting over the illusion that there is somebody out there to complete you and taking charge of your own life."


"If you're sad and lonely, go on, look for the one and only."

"Life is full of attachments, so being single is a state of inadvertent denial."


Being Single Quotes for Men

"I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it."


"Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility."


"Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free till they find someone just as wild to run with them."

"I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don’t know."


"A man needs a woman…. well, a man needs a woman."


"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."


"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet."

"Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house."


Being Single Quotes for Women

"I think, therefore I'm single."

"I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever have is the one with ourselves."

"Don’t cry for a man who’s left you, the next one may fall for your smile."

"It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them."


"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil."


"Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with."

by
NATASHA ANGELS HEART
http://www.facebook.com/#!/natasha.angelheart

SELF INTRODUCTION USING PSYCHOSEXUAL DEVELOPMENT(THE ORAL, ANAL,PHALLIC, LATENT & GENITAL..

SELF INTRODUCTION USING PSYCHOSEXUAL DEVELOPMENT
Goretti
My name is goretti(Natasha) a Kenyan in nature born and raised in African land of peace and unity full of beautiful sites and natural environmental nature that attracts many foreigners. Am from a family of 8 members and that is 5 brothers mum, dad and me.

During the oral stage, my primary source of interaction occurred through the mouth, I began tasting and sucking and also developed sense of trust and comfort through this oral stimulation. I was so cute and chubby though.
I used to go after anything that could even slightly resemble a nipple. My mum nicknamed me “the nipple perve. If she has a gem or something on her shirt i immediately go after it and start sucking. She used to stop me over and over but i always come back. That i also figured out that she wears a belly ring from sitting on her lap and i will literally try sucking it through her shirt! I also used to suck on buttons. The worst of all is that one day my mum got out of the shower and i tried to attack her chest. Haha for real I was a nipple fiend!
This really stressed my mum and she used to ask her friends this filthy quiz that~ “How do I stop this?” she is getting stronger and stronger and more persistent!
since I was her first child and that she never had an experience of babysitting.
Around this stage of Anal, my mum started training me on how to go to the toilet, which brought about the child's fascination in the erogenous zone of the anus. The anal stage coincides with the start of my ability to control my anal sphincter, and therefore my ability to give or withhold gifts at will.
At this stage my mum did a lot of work by teaching me how to control my bodily needs which led to a sense of accomplishment and independence, competent, productive and creative girl.
During the phallic stage, I started gratifying physical curiosity by undressing and exploring my friends and their genitals, the center of the phallic stage, in course of which i learned the physical differences between “male” and “female”, and the gender differences between “boy” and “girl”, experiences which alter the psychologic dynamics of me and my parent’s relationship.

At this period of time my mum told me that, I entered baby school and become more concerned and curious with peer to peer relationships, hobbies, talents and other hoopy hoopy interests that made my mum so worried about me.
In the genital stage, as a child my mum told me that my energy once again focused on my genitals, and my interest turns to heterosexual relationships. The less energy I had left invested in unresolved psychosexual developments, the greater my capacity was to be developed in normal relationships with the opposite sex the more stubborn I was growing to. But, however, i remained fixated, particularly on the phallic stage and my development was probably going to be troubled as i struggle with further repression and defenses.

I hope that in my future life I will be more psycho physically, mentally etc though I don’t know exactly what it will be like.

My psychosexual development speech/essay

Psychology
By Goretti

The oral stage
Definition:
The oral stage is the first stage of Freud's stages of psychosexual development, lasting from birth to 18 months.
According to Freud, the mouth is the primary erogenous zone through which pleasure is derived. The major conflict issue during this stage is the weaning process, during which the child is forced to become less dependent upon caretakers. A fixation at this stage can result in problems with dependency or aggression.
When I was in my Oral stage my mum told me that I used to go after anything that could even slightly resemble a nipple. She nicknamed me “the nipple perve. If she has a gem or something on her shirt i immediately go after it and start sucking. She used to stop me over and over but i always come back. That i also figured out that she wears a belly ring from sitting on her lap and i will literally try sucking it through her shirt! I also used to suck on buttons. The worst of all is that one day my mum got out of the shower and i tried to attack her chest. Haha for real I was a nipple fiend!
This really stressed my mum and she used to ask her friends this filthy quiz that~ “How do I stop this?” she is getting stronger and stronger and more persistent!
since I was her first child and that she never had an experience of babysitting.

The Anal stage
Definition:
The anal stage is the second stage in Sigmund Freud’s theory of psychosexual development, lasting from age 18 months to three years.
According to Freud, the anus is the primary erogenous zone and pleasure is derived from controlling bladder and bowl movement. The major conflict issue during this stage is toilet training. A fixation at this stage can result in a personality that is too rigid or one that is too disordered.
Around this age, my mum started training me on how to go to the toilet, which brought about the child's fascination in the erogenous zone of the anus. The anal stage coincides with the start of my ability to control my anal sphincter, and therefore my ability to give or withhold gifts at will.
At this stage my mum did a lot of work by teaching me how to control my bodily needs which led to a sense of accomplishment and independence, competent ,productive and creative girl.
The phallic stage
Definition:
The phallic stage is the third stage of Freud’s stages of psychosexual development, lasting from age three years to six years.
According to Freud, the genitals are the primary erogenous zone and pleasure is derived from genital stimulation. The primary conflict at this stage is a desire to possess the opposite-sex parent. Completion of this stage results in identifying with the same-sex parent.

At this stage I started gratifying physical curiosity by undressing and exploring my friends and their genitals, the center of the phallic stage, in course of which i learned the physical differences between “male” and “female”, and the gender differences between “boy” and “girl”, experiences which alter the psychologic dynamics of the parent and child relationship.

The latent period
During the latent period, the libido interests are suppressed. The development of the ego and superego contribute to this period of calm. The stage begins around the time that children enter into school and become more concerned with peer relationships, hobbies, and other interests.
The latent period is a time of exploration in which the sexual energy is still present, but it is directed into other areas such as intellectual pursuits and social interactions. This stage is important in the development of social and communication skills and self-confidence.
At this period of time my mum told me that, I entered baby school and become more concerned and curious with peer to peer relationships, hobbies, talents and other hoopy hoopy interests that made my mum so worried about me.
The genital stage
Definition:
The genital stage is the fifth and final stage of Freud’s stages of psychosexual development that begins during puberty. During this stage, the individual develops a strong interest in the opposite sex. If the other psychosexual stages have been successfully completed, the individual will develop into a well-balanced, warm, and caring adult.
In the genital stage, as a child my mum told me that my energy once again focused on my genitals, and my interest turns to heterosexual relationships. The less energy I had left invested in unresolved psychosexual developments, the greater my capacity was to be developed in normal relationships with the opposite sex the more stubborn I was growing to. But, however, i remained fixated, particularly on the phallic stage and my development was probably going to be troubled as i struggle with further repression and defenses.

WHY CHERYLE COLE???????????????????????????

I am a black African lady. I Like Chery Cole very much. I don't think Cheryl is a racist, but I think she lacked judgement as far as Gamu rejection is concerned. Knowing how caring Cheryl has always been, it so har to believe she left Gamu out and failed to explained to the public in details why. I hope the producers of this show remenber that this show is successfull because of the public viewing. I therefore believe that we the public need to know more about the cause of Cheryl's bad decision making on this occasion.

THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH BREAK UPS,BROKEN HEART ETC...GET THIZ FRM ME AND BELIEVE ME NOT IT WORKS!!!

WHAT TO DO IS:
Sometimes, u just have 2 stop caring
u hve 2 turn off all emotion & feeling
2 protect urself frm getting hurt.u
Hve 2 stop caring abt wat other pple
Think of u & be urself:stimes
...u hve 2 hide it all~ not let anyone
Know how u feel or wat u think ''*
u hve 2 put a smile on ur face &
Pretend everything is fine . Even wen
It’s not, sometimes dat's de only way 2
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ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL FRIDAY MORNING(A BLESSED ONE!!!)

Hello everyone this is ur one and only friend/Sister/~ natasha G-GORETTI.

FIRST of all i wanna give thanks to the almight GOD 4 being with me till this beautiful and iconic friday morning,

I thank him bcoz there r some pple who have not been able to see/reach this chilly and frantical sun shining friday morning.

Today i woke up very late but had a nice and charming bed to lay my shoulder on.Right now am in computer class and it is so interesting especially the topic today is so awakening….!!!

Actually the topic is abt “NETWORK AND NET WORKING” LOLZZZ eg.LAN~A local area network (LAN) is a network that connects computers and devices in a limited geographical area such as home, school, computer laboratory, office building, or closely positioned group of buildings.

I love this topic bcoz its one of the important to us upcoming generation,anywayz am really enjoying the class although i still have some bratical things that r really bothering and keeps on clicking on my mind.

But with GOD i know he will alwayz be with me as he has said in the bible that whenever we knock his door he will open n same applies to whenever we ask he shall answer so i believe in this verse from the bible that says: The lord is my shepherd i shall not be in want,he makes me lie down in green pastures,he leads me besides quiet waters,he restores my soul He guides me in the paths of righteousness For His name’s sake.

Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me.

You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies; You have anointed my head with oil; My cup overflows.

Surely goodness and lovingkindness will follow me all the days of my life, And I will dwell in the house of the LORD forever. Psalm 23

Because the Lord is my guide, leader, and provider for all matters physical, spiritual, and otherwise, i will not be lacking in any area of need.

Believe in this my friends cause 4 real is true…anyway have a lovely and cheerfully friday thro’ weekend too…..

GOD bless yah all…………!!!!!!!

natasha G~GORETTI

THIS IS TO HELP YOU GET THROUGH SOME STUFFS LIKE BREAK UPS, CONFUSIONS,FRIENDS AND LIFE IN GENERAL...PLEASE READ IT COZ IT MIGHT HELP YOU,ME OR THOSE WHO ARE IN ONE OF THESE STUFFS(SITUATIONS) HAVE MENTIONED ABOVE...CHECK IT OUT PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

I’m a liar because I wont tell you everything
I’m stupid because sometimes im wrong
I’m ugly because my face isn’t perfect
I’m a pushover because I like making people happy
I’m a loser because I’m a not friend with your group
...I’m fake because I’m too nice
I’m weird because I’m not like you
I’m fat because I eat when I’m hungry.
I’m clingy because I don’t like to be alone
I’m insecure because I care about what people think of me.
I’m no fun because I'm not always hyper?
Don’t try to tell me who I am
NATASHA ANGEL'S HEART...!!!
LOVE YOU ALL!!!!
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