Thursday, April 28, 2011

Happy 'Being Single' Quotes

Being single may not always be a bad thing. Break-ups hurt us all, but at some level, you might even be relieved for getting away from a manipulative or an abusive relationship. So I guess it is better to be single than to be with someone you don't even like! But if you lack social skills, then you need to know more about 'being single' quotes. So here are some being single quotes for all! These quotes on being single will truly empathize with the sad and laugh with the joyous, and get the optimism flowing.

Happy 'Being Single' Quotes

"You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. The single relationship that is truly central and crucial in a life is the relationship to the self. Of all the people you will know in a lifetime, you are the only one you will never lose."

"You can explore the universe looking for somebody who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and you will not find that person anywhere."

"I must learn to love the fool in me, the one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances, wins sometimes and loses often, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries."

"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. You are the guy who'll decide where to go."

"Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can still stand."

"Being single isn’t bad. What is bad is giving up hope on finding that someone special."

"Being single entitles you to not ask someone's opinion before you do something to mess up your own room, your credit report or even your life."

"When you're single, your pockets will jingle."

"About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them."

"Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to, but press the wrong button and you're disconnected. Guys are like buses. If you miss that one, another will be along soon."

"Being single is getting over the illusion that there is somebody out there to complete you and taking charge of your own life."

"If you're sad and lonely, go on, look for the one and only."

"Life is full of attachments, so being single is a state of inadvertent denial."

Being Single Quotes for Men

"I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it."

"Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility."

"Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free till they find someone just as wild to run with them."

"I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don’t know."

"A man needs a woman…. well, a man needs a woman."

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."

"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet."

"Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house."

Being Single Quotes for Women

"I think, therefore I'm single."

"I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever have is the one with ourselves."

"Don’t cry for a man who’s left you, the next one may fall for your smile."

"It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them."

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil."

"Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with."

NATASHA ANGELS HEART!/natasha.angelheart